DUMBASSES

DUMBASSES - professional idiots for hire.

You're a floppy gummy worker with googly eyes and an orange cap. Your boss gives you jobs. You are terrible at them. Bring up to 3 friends and be terrible together.

THE JOBS

- Moving Company: carry sofas, pianos and fish tanks out of houses and into the truck. Heavy stuff needs teamwork. Breaking stuff costs money. Grandma's piano does not fit through the door.

- Pizza Delivery: ride a scooter round the neighbourhood and get the pizzas there hot. Dodge kids, a dog with a grudge and a family of ducks. Customers with cold pizza will tell you exactly what they think of you.

- Rookie Pilots: fly a passenger jet with three giant levers. Birds hit the engines, the door pops open, passengers fight in the aisle, the autopilot flips the plane upside down, and somebody has to walk out on the wing with a fuel hose. Then land it. Four planes, up to a double-decker jumbo jet with a cargo hold.

- Zookeepers: feed the animals, catch the escaped chickens, and never stand behind the goat.

BRAWL

Fight your friends (or bots) in a warehouse, on a flying airliner, across city rooftops or at a bouncy castle on a cliff. Pistols, rocket launchers, a sledgehammer, a frying pan, a rubber chicken, a leaf blower, banana peels. Free-for-all or 2 vs 2, plus King of the Hill, Capture the Goat and Hot Potato.

ALSO

- Physics-driven ragdoll bodies: everything you do is a bit wrong, and that's the game

- A walk-in HQ lobby with a trampoline, a wrecking ball and a flight simulator

- Earn money, unlock hats, moustaches, capes and a fake jetpack at your locker

- Star ratings + awards like "Fell Off Roof 7 Times"

- Graphics settings down to "Potato" for old PCs (it picks for you on first launch)

- Updates itself

PLAYING TOGETHER

Online co-op for 1-4 players through Steam invites (Steam must be running, and you need to be Steam friends). Host Game, then Esc -> Invite friends. Steam will show "Spacewar" while you play: that's Valve's test app, it's normal.

CONTROLS

Keyboard + mouse. WASD walk, Space jump, Left/Right mouse = grab with each hand, E use, F flop, Esc menu. Every key can be changed.

This is an early version. Things will be broken, ugly or unbalanced. Tell me in the comments!

Windows note: Windows may say "Windows protected your PC" because the game isn't signed. Click "More info" -> "Run anyway".